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Ab teri yaad se wehshat nahi hoti mujh ko

Posted in: Rude Sms

Ab teri yaad se wehshat nahi hoti mujh ko.
Zakhm Khulte Hain Aziyat Nahin Hoti mUjh ko
Ab koi ayy chala jaye mein khush rehta hun
Ab kisi shakhs ki adat nahin hoti mujh ko.

Thank you yaar Tu ne meri

Posted in: Rude Sms, Sms Collection

Thank you yaar Tu ne meri diamond ring itne andhere me bhi dhoondh ke de di Mujhe to pehle se hi shak tha ki tu Ullu hai!

Wah tera nakhra

Posted in: Rude Sms, Sms Collection

Wah tera nakhra,
Gazab tera style hai,
SMS kabhi karna nahi or
kehte ho mere pas mobile hai

Everywhere among the English

Posted in: Rude Sms, Sms Collection

Everywhere among the English-speaking race criminal justice was rude, and punishments were barbarous; but the tendency was to do away with special privileges and legal exemptions.

Make love to ur girlfriend

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Make love to ur girlfriend on Valentine day.
She’ll give u good news on Mothers day &
U’ll have a child on children`s day.
Don’t try this on everybody.
Coz U’ll have bad news on Dec 1

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3 monkeys escaped from the zoo

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3 monkeys escaped from the zoo … one was caught watching tv … another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message….

Hi I am an alien

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Hi, I am an alien and I’m checking for some chicks in your phonebook.. Searching.. Searching.. Searching.. Sorry,no chicks found! Gay? Conclusion: You Are Gay

Today its cool to have small cars

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Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon

it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend

will be THE MAN!

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