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Chale jate hain teri Mehfil se

Posted in: Rude Sms

Naraz Q h0te h0,
chale jate hain teri Mehfil se,
.
“D o s t”
.
Ek paad hi Mara hai.
K0nsi Tatti kar di.
(‘,’)/”
< ! !  Choro
_/”‘\_  Yaar..

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U R the one who is CHARMING

Posted in: Rude Sms

U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS

I am suffering from loose motions

Posted in: Rude Sms

Sardar:
Dr.sab,,, I am suffering from loose motions!
Doctor:
Kinni patli a rhee hy?
Sardar:
Dr. sab!
Bus samaj lavo k tussi oday naal gararay kar sakday h0

Ab teri yaad se wehshat nahi hoti mujh ko

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Ab teri yaad se wehshat nahi hoti mujh ko.
Zakhm Khulte Hain Aziyat Nahin Hoti mUjh ko
Ab koi ayy chala jaye mein khush rehta hun
Ab kisi shakhs ki adat nahin hoti mujh ko.

Kamzor dil wale plz ye sms na perhein

Posted in: Rude Sms, Sms Collection

Kamzor dil wale plz ye sms na perhein
.
Ek bohat khobsurt larki thi
Gali ka aik larka usay bohat pasand krta tha
1 bar us larki ki tabyat khrab hogai
usko ultiyan aane lagi
Usne ek glass mai ulti ki
or us larky se kaha ager muje sacha pyar krty ho to isy piyo
larka tayar ho jata hy
Wo adha glass peeny k bad ruk jata hy
To larki pochti hy kya hua ruk Q gaye?
.
Us larky ne hasrat bhari nigah se dekha or kaha
.
aalu aa gaya tha chaba raha hon.

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Naraz Q hote ho

Posted in: Rude Sms, Sms Collection

Naraz Q hote ho,
chale jate hain teri Mehfil se,
.
“D o s t”
.
Ek paad hi Mara hai.
K0nsi Tatti kar di.
(‘,’)/”
< ! ! Choro
_/”‘\_ Yaar..

Thank you yaar Tu ne meri

Posted in: Rude Sms, Sms Collection

Thank you yaar Tu ne meri diamond ring itne andhere me bhi dhoondh ke de di Mujhe to pehle se hi shak tha ki tu Ullu hai!

Shes down on her knees

Posted in: Rude Sms, Sms Collection

Shes down on her knees,Eager to please,Wid a throb of his

nob in her gob,Wid a tingle in his belly,his legs turn to jelly

cos shes doin a good job!

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