Advertisement



Chale jate hain teri Mehfil se

Posted in: Rude Sms

Naraz Q h0te h0,
chale jate hain teri Mehfil se,
.
“D o s t”
.
Ek paad hi Mara hai.
K0nsi Tatti kar di.
(‘,’)/”
< ! !  Choro
_/”‘\_  Yaar..

Incoming search terms:

  • Very funny tatti wale sms
  • funny hindi joke on tatti
  • tatti wale sms in hindi
  • punjabi nob veg joke
  • rude funny indian quotes (pictures)
  • paad wale jokes
  • rude hilarious xmas pics to share on fb
  • rude hindi status
  • Rude thoughts for fb in hindi
  • rude wedding anniversary poems roses are red violets are blue
  • rude funny wedding anniversary poems
  • santa banta tatti vale joke
  • the funniest rude picture msgs
  • Teri mehfil sms
  • tatti walay jokes
  • tatti vale punjabi jokes
  • tatti vale msg
  • tatti sms hindi
  • tatti jokes urdu
  • Sms share in fb
  • mehfil sms on fb
  • latest nob veg gali msg
Tags: , , , , ,

U R the one who is CHARMING

Posted in: Rude Sms

U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS

Incoming search terms:

  • funny nusty sms english
  • rude sms in tamil
  • nasty jokes tamil
  • nasty urdu jokes
  • rumours jokes in Tamil
  • tamil intelligent jokes
Tags: , , , , ,

I am suffering from loose motions

Posted in: Rude Sms

Sardar:
Dr.sab,,, I am suffering from loose motions!
Doctor:
Kinni patli a rhee hy?
Sardar:
Dr. sab!
Bus samaj lavo k tussi oday naal gararay kar sakday h0

Tags: , , , , , ,

Ab teri yaad se wehshat nahi hoti mujh ko

Posted in: Rude Sms

Ab teri yaad se wehshat nahi hoti mujh ko.
Zakhm Khulte Hain Aziyat Nahin Hoti mUjh ko
Ab koi ayy chala jaye mein khush rehta hun
Ab kisi shakhs ki adat nahin hoti mujh ko.

Tags: , , , ,

Kamzor dil wale plz ye sms na perhein

Posted in: Rude Sms, Sms Collection

Kamzor dil wale plz ye sms na perhein
.
Ek bohat khobsurt larki thi
Gali ka aik larka usay bohat pasand krta tha
1 bar us larki ki tabyat khrab hogai
usko ultiyan aane lagi
Usne ek glass mai ulti ki
or us larky se kaha ager muje sacha pyar krty ho to isy piyo
larka tayar ho jata hy
Wo adha glass peeny k bad ruk jata hy
To larki pochti hy kya hua ruk Q gaye?
.
Us larky ne hasrat bhari nigah se dekha or kaha
.
aalu aa gaya tha chaba raha hon.

Incoming search terms:

  • gali wale hindi sms
  • Abusing sms
  • gali wale sms
  • gandi gali wale jokes
  • gali wale sms in hindi
  • abuse shayari in hindi
  • gali wale jokes
  • gali wale jokes in hindi
  • abuses in hindi
  • abuse sms in hindi
  • abusive messages in hindi
  • hindi gali wale jokes
  • abuse msg
  • Hindi abusive jokes
  • gali wale sms hindi
  • abuse quotes in hindi
  • funny abuse jokes in hindi
  • best abuses in hindi
  • Abuse sms
  • abused sms
  • gaali sms
  • dubulminig joke
Tags: , , , , ,

Naraz Q hote ho

Posted in: Rude Sms, Sms Collection

Naraz Q hote ho,
chale jate hain teri Mehfil se,
.
“D o s t”
.
Ek paad hi Mara hai.
K0nsi Tatti kar di.
(‘,’)/”
< ! ! Choro
_/”‘\_ Yaar..

Incoming search terms:

  • naraz Rude sms
  • quotes dabang attitude
Tags: , , , , , , ,

Thank you yaar Tu ne meri

Posted in: Rude Sms, Sms Collection

Thank you yaar Tu ne meri diamond ring itne andhere me bhi dhoondh ke de di Mujhe to pehle se hi shak tha ki tu Ullu hai!

Incoming search terms:

  • rude urdu sms
  • rudely meaning in hindi
  • rudely sms
  • how rude yaar
  • meri-rud3
  • rude yaar poetry
  • Rudly sms
  • Thanks yaar sms in hindi
  • thanks yar sms in assamese
Tags: , , , , , ,

Shes down on her knees

Posted in: Rude Sms, Sms Collection

Shes down on her knees,Eager to please,Wid a throb of his

nob in her gob,Wid a tingle in his belly,his legs turn to jelly

cos shes doin a good job!

Tags: , , , , , ,
« Older Entries


RSS FeedRSS Subscription!
Powered by WordPress | Designed by: 7Graus | Thanks to 7Graus WP Themes
My Zimbio