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Laibrary Me Bohot Khamoshi Thi

Posted in: Rude Sms

Laibrary Me Bohot
Khamoshi Thi K
Aachanak Ek
Larky Ne Z0ÖÖoor
Ka Paaad Maar Diya
Teacher:
Ye Kiya
Tha ?
Student:

!

!

!
Khamoshi Ka
BOYCOTT!.

Ager wo jan jata meri betabi ka sabab

Posted in: Rude Sms, Sms Collection

Ager wo jan jata meri betabi ka sabab
.
^~DOST~^
.
.
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To Mujhe us se nahi ,
usey mujh se muhabt hoti….!

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Wah tera nakhra

Posted in: Rude Sms, Sms Collection

Wah tera nakhra,
Gazab tera style hai,
SMS kabhi karna nahi or
kehte ho mere pas mobile hai

Mujhe Dog Food lena hai

Posted in: Rude Sms, Sms Collection

Admi:
Mujhe Dog Food lena hai.
Sales Girl:
Kya apke pas Kutta hai?
Admi:
Ha ghar pe hai.
Sales Girl:
Sorry! Store policy hai k zarort dekh kr item sale kro.
NEXT DAY
Admi:
Mujhe Cat Food lena hai
Sailer:
Sorry Sir pehle Billi la k dekhaye
3 din bad admi bag le k store aya aur bola:
Bag me hath dal k sabot dekh lo.
Sales Girl hath dal k boli:
Koi Garm, Geeli aur Mulayum chez hai.
Kiya hai?
Admi:
Ye meri potti hai, 0r mujhe aj
“TOILET PAPER” lena ha.



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