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Chale jate hain teri Mehfil se

Posted in: Rude Sms

Naraz Q h0te h0,
chale jate hain teri Mehfil se,
.
“D o s t”
.
Ek paad hi Mara hai.
K0nsi Tatti kar di.
(‘,’)/”
< ! !  Choro
_/”‘\_  Yaar..

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I am suffering from loose motions

Posted in: Rude Sms

Sardar:
Dr.sab,,, I am suffering from loose motions!
Doctor:
Kinni patli a rhee hy?
Sardar:
Dr. sab!
Bus samaj lavo k tussi oday naal gararay kar sakday h0

Kamzor dil wale plz ye sms na perhein

Posted in: Rude Sms, Sms Collection

Kamzor dil wale plz ye sms na perhein
.
Ek bohat khobsurt larki thi
Gali ka aik larka usay bohat pasand krta tha
1 bar us larki ki tabyat khrab hogai
usko ultiyan aane lagi
Usne ek glass mai ulti ki
or us larky se kaha ager muje sacha pyar krty ho to isy piyo
larka tayar ho jata hy
Wo adha glass peeny k bad ruk jata hy
To larki pochti hy kya hua ruk Q gaye?
.
Us larky ne hasrat bhari nigah se dekha or kaha
.
aalu aa gaya tha chaba raha hon.

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Naraz Q hote ho

Posted in: Rude Sms, Sms Collection

Naraz Q hote ho,
chale jate hain teri Mehfil se,
.
“D o s t”
.
Ek paad hi Mara hai.
K0nsi Tatti kar di.
(‘,’)/”
< ! ! Choro
_/”‘\_ Yaar..

One out of four people is a chinese

Posted in: Rude Sms, Sms Collection

One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.

Amazing Info

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Amazing Info..
1 shaks rozana avg. 1/2kg tatti karta hai.
Is hisab se karachi ki 2 crore ki abadi 1 din main 10,000 ton tatti karti hy.
Ye itni tatti hy k agr 1 jaga jama ki jaye to 10 lakh cubic fot jaga chahiye hogi.
Kuch mumalik me tatti se fuel bnane pe research ho rahi hy,
agar wo kamiyab hue to futur main “tatti fuel pump” har jaga hon gy
Or koi b shaks wahan apni 10 kg tatti jama karwa k
1 litar fuel free main le sake ga jo us waqt Rs200/ltr petrl k braber hoga.
Govt. mai 1 “wzarat baraey tatti sanat” b hogi.
Tatti to phir valuable comodity ban jayegi.
log apni tatti bacha bacha k rakhen gy.
Plz share info..

Roses are red, violets are blue

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Roses are red, violets are blue,
I was born smart & handsome,
but what the hell happend to u?

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