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Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18 yrs

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Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18 yrs & marriage age 21yrs?
Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.

Meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti hai

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Santa’s girfriend: Meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti hai.
Santa, after a deep thought: Kuchh bhi ho jaye, shaadi to main tujhse hi karunga!

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Santa Which is better

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Santa:- ‘Which is better?
Google or Yahoo..?’
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Banta- ‘Oh wait.I’ll search it on
Google’… :D ;)

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Santa Banta Sms

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Santa Banta Sms

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

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Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghus Ayaa

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Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghus Ayaa..

Daku : Sona kahan hai, Jaldi Bataao..!

Banta : Pura Ghar Khali Hai Malko, Jithe Marzi So Jao

Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghus Ayaa

Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha

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Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon.

there is a Dog Race at 4PM

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Santa: Jeeto, there is a Dog Race at 4PM,so I shall not be home before late evening.

Jeeto: Forget about the race, you can hardly walk.

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Santa apni girl friend ko I luv you kehta hai

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Santa apni girl friend ko I luv you kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Girl: Ye kya kar rahe ho? Santa: I’m falling in love.

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